My dear psychedelic refractions of some unimaginably powerful force that simultaneously employs the tides of entropy and order to establish ever-increasing levels of complexity which have now culminated into wondrous iterations such as internet porn, Miley Cyrus, and Family Guy:ย  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!ย  Within those e-pages youโ€™ll find a plethora of โ€œRAAAAHHHโ€ and โ€œPkewpkewpkew!โ€ and โ€œNot on my watch, goddammit!โ€ย  Yeah BUDDY!ย  ๐Ÿ™‚ย  Also, if youโ€™ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!ย  It only takes a minute of your time, and you donโ€™t need to have made a โ€œverified purchaseโ€ in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).ย  Positive Amazon reviews give us indie authors that same glowing Fuzzy in our hearts that you might experience if you were in line for ice cream, and the ignoramus in front of you (who clearly doesnโ€™t have enough companionship in his life) begins tasting each flavor and loudly conversing with the bored, pimply-faced clerk behind the counter and suddenly a pack of rabid koala bears come crashing through the window like motha duckinโ€™ eighties action stars and proceed to rip this fool apart limb from limb.ย  Yes, of COURSE youโ€™d scream like everyone else and flee from the sight of their beady-eyed, red-mawed facesโ€ฆbut when you reached safety and really stopped to think about it, youโ€™d be secretly tickled by the mix of cuteness and horrific justice that you had dreamed for years would fall upon all ice-cream purchasers who felt it was their right to hold up the line with an overly-long stream of lip-smacks, near-pornographic grunts of satisfaction, and asinine commentary.ย  See, that rush of joy youโ€™d feel as you mentally replayed savage, eucalyptus-tree borne vengeance is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we receive a positive review on Amazon!ย  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a ginormous favor and leave him a good review on the โ€˜Zons!ย  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!ย  ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindleย  Vol. 3 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 3 on Kindleย  #kindle #kindleunlimited


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5 responses to “Get yer copy of Echo!”

  1. At the moment, this fangirl is rather annoyed with the fabulous Man Child and author she adores. I’ve just finished 3 and completely enjoyed it. Bits of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Starship Troopers, and Warhammer 40K all sort of meld together to make a story worth reading. However, it sort of leaves you hanging doesn’t it? So, there, Mr. Wayne.

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    1. I know I know! Sorry about that! But did the blaze avatar help at all? Man I think that was my favorite scene out of everyone I’ve written! ๐Ÿ˜€

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      1. It was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      2. Thank You! I’m worried it might be the peak of my writing career LOL!

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      3. Piffle.

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