I’m a velociraptor motha duckas! ย I’m running around the Cretaceous plainsย withย me and my velociraptor buddies, jacking protoceratopses. ย Every now and then if we want a challenge, we’ll go after a brontosaur. ย I’ve even made a little deinonychus buddy named Bitefighter. ย We’re all sleeping off a meal, sunbathing on the rocks, when suddenly we hear: ย “Ca-CAW!” ย I sit up and notice my buddies have shot to their feet, their eyes wide in terror. ย “What is it?” I ask a badass raptor warrior named Ripfang. ย He turns to me, on the verge of panic. ย “Don’t you know?” he blurts. ย “Exes never die. ย They come back as pissed-off pterodactyls. ย Game over, man! ย GAMEโ” ย and before he finishes the sentence, a green blur streaks down from the sky and ripsย its talons across his flesh, exposing bloody chunks of spine and backstrap. ย He dies with a surprised gurgle. ย HOLY BALLS! ย We’re all scrambling to our feet, making a mad dash for I don’t know where; we just have to escape these crazy exes! ย Off to the side I see Slaytooth disappear in a flurry of leathery green wings. ย To my front I see Grimscarย lifted up by two of those goddamned pteros. ย He yells, “NOOOO!” before they knock him senseless with two taloned slashes and drop him from fifty feet up. ย His body makes a sickening thud as it hits a slate of rock, and I see his eyeballs burst into splats of jelly. ย Bitefighter looks at me, panic writ loud onย his littleย scaly face. ย Desperately, I think of a badass story I’ll write in another life called Echo. ย Magic flash. ย Suddenly, we’re all equipped with rocket boots and we take to the air. ย And? ย Gatling cannons appear strapped to our chests. ย The first squadron of aerial velociraptors takes to the sky and lights up dozens of vindictive pterodactyls. ย Turn about is fair play! ย Through it all, I find myself makingย pkew pkew noises with my mouth.
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