WHOO! ย The latest office family day isย at a state of the art playground. ย While my boring-ass coworkers are standing to the side and trying to look respectable I’m running around as if I wasย 10 years old, dancing through slides, crawl ways, and monkey bars. ย I notice none of the dozen or so kids are playing, which is odd, and then I notice all my coworkers giving me looks of undisguised hate. ย I stop in the middle of a giant, plastic tube when a woman raises aย business-casual draped arm and points at me. ย “AT HIM!” she screams. ย Their children rearย back and beat their chests, sprouting coarse hair and thick, corded muscle. ย Their skulls elongate, their teeth sprout fangs, and their ears lengthen into tipped points. ย I’m suddenly being chased through the playground by a squad of demon-apes. ย In utter terror, I make my way to the monkey bars and muscle up on top of them. ย Bad move. ย They’re charging across the bars like Arnold after a cleaning lady. ย I open my eReader. ย Magic flash. ย An army of Mike Tysons fall from the sky, cleaning shop with liver punches, uppercuts, and savage bites to the ears. ย As chaos ensues, I make my escape.
Somewhere along the line, your coworkers will try to kill you with a squad of demon-ape children. ย Come correct with a Mike Tyson army. ย Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: ย Echo on other platformย Echo Vol.1 will be available on Kindle Unlimited until October 9, 2016.


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