WHOO! The latest office family day is at a state of the art playground. While my boring-ass coworkers are standing to the side and trying to look respectable I’m running around as if I was 10 years old, dancing through slides, crawl ways, and monkey bars. I notice none of the dozen or so kids are playing, which is odd, and then I notice all my coworkers giving me looks of undisguised hate. I stop in the middle of a giant, plastic tube when a woman raises a business-casual draped arm and points at me. “AT HIM!” she screams. Their children rear back and beat their chests, sprouting coarse hair and thick, corded muscle. Their skulls elongate, their teeth sprout fangs, and their ears lengthen into tipped points. I’m suddenly being chased through the playground by a squad of demon-apes. In utter terror, I make my way to the monkey bars and muscle up on top of them. Bad move. They’re charging across the bars like Arnold after a cleaning lady. I open my eReader. Magic flash. An army of Mike Tysons fall from the sky, cleaning shop with liver punches, uppercuts, and savage bites to the ears. As chaos ensues, I make my escape.
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