At the gym. ย I see a dude finish a set and leave his weights on the ground. ย A fellow gym-goer points it out and Douche-dude shrugs, then walks away. ย I shake my head and narrow ย my eyes. ย I wait until Douche-dude is at the squat rack and open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย He’s at the bottom of a rep when suddenly his stomach fills with a dozen ghost peppers, three pounds of lactose, and a solid, double-armful of gluten. ย His face turns beet-red, his veins pop out, and he’s screaming in agony as he tries to endure, but it’s too much; he soils himself in a horrid stream of Gross. ย Nearby gym-goers wrinkle their faces in disgust and lurch away. ย He crawls out from under the bar, sobbing in embarrassment, and commits seppuku on the spot.
Put the weights back. ย It’s not that hard. ย Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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