Do I give people the benefit of a doubt? ย Absolutely. ย So when a douchey looking tank-topped Bro in a backwards baseball cap asks me, “Dude doesn’t it smell like fresh-baked bread?” I take a big whiff, and realize he’s let loose a brain-rattling protein-shake fart. ย Dear God IT’S A TRAP….I instantly begin coughing and stumbling like I’m the duped hero that’s just been poisoned by the femme fatale. ย Psychedelic colors merge into evil, snake-like shapes before my eyes. ย “What did you just do?” I gasp. ย “Why would you do that?” ย My lungs are dyingโwithering into black, shriveled pits. ย As I pass out, I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย Suddenly I feel fresh air flowing into my lungs. ย I open my eyesโthe beautiful Jessica Rabbit is giving me CPR. ย I cough weakly and raise up, just in time to see her grab the bro in a Muay Thai clinch and throw a series of unending knees to his crotch like her legs have become pistons on a steam engine.
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