Guy blatantly double-parks in front of me at Walgreens. ย I roll down the window and mention it. ย He gives me the finger. ย Open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย As he’s walking into the store the top of his car peels off by itself with a metallic rrriiip. ย I hear a whistling from the sky; I look to my right and I see a porta potty arcing toward it like it was just launched from a catapult. ย SPLOOSH. ย The inside of said douche-bag’s car is covered in gross. ย What a sh**ty day (pun intended). ย ๐
Double-parkers beware. ย Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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