Company outing at aย go-kart rink. ย The boss and four of his sniveling cohorts are ganging up on the rest of us, driving in formation and slamming people against the wall. ย “OH!” My boss shouts as he sends a worker spinning, “THAT’S for calling in sick last week!” ย Now they’re closing in on me. ย “You’re next, Kent!” ย Boss Mcdouchey’s corporate-issue mild-mannered faceย has gone full-on Lord of the Flies. ย I mutter under my breath, “Not a chance, dickbag.” ย Open my eReader. ย Magic flash. ย My go-kart sprouts sleek, chrome jet thrusters from the back end and blasts away in a delicious burn. ย I hear him yell in confusion, “What theโ” before I spin around in a perfect J-turn. ย My teeth clench in harsh delight as I say, “Activate hard-light lance.” ย Two projections of transparent green sprout from the front of my vehicle. ย I speed toward my pursuers and now they’re jumping from their karts, screaming in panic. ย My energy lancesย blow through their karts, and I’m trailed by the hot blast of exploding machinery. ย Best company outing ever.
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