What the ass-bulb is happening, all you colon-stuffing adventurers who stuck a super durable, light-emitting device up your bunghole in a drunken stupor then completely forgot about it, now you’re wandering past CERN as it opens a wormhole into other dimensions and triggers glitches in the electromagnetic paradigm all through the universe, as a result the lightbulb in your colon glows with ferocious intensity, casting an unmistakable outline against your skin and onto your clothes, people laugh and point and surround you in a circle of laughing and pointing, tears leak down your quivering cheeks and you drop to all fours and get your revenge by focusing 100% on your lit-up bung, unleashing a fart that launches nameless colors out of your asshole, they morph into ribbons of unfathomable beauty, your tormentors scream in panic as your world-melting anus does its magic and drowns them in a wash of angelic energies that exceed the limits of mortal understand—
Holy fucking SHIT! Do not, I repeat DO NOT, carry a lightbulb in your ass for years on end! I don’t care how many enemies you dissolve in a CERN-assisted bath of otherworldly radiance! God DAMN!
What does that have to do with my social media links? Absolutely NOTHING! But while I have your attention, I’d like to urge you to follow me on these other platforms! 🙂 🙂 😀
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