Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

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6 responses to “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)”

  1. i kind of love all those things.
    And absurdical should be a word.

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    1. I had a blast with it–I’m a big fan of an old comic called Barry Ween, and I felt like I was channeling some of its offbeat silliness. And I’m with you on absurdical!

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      1. I am going to start using this in poetry and in general conversations. Grammar police be damned.

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      2. Grammar police have been gunning for me since I put pen to paper 😅

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  2. All the best words are made up.

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    1. All words, arguably!

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