Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Thanks for sharing!!
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I hope you are having some time off to relax. You sure stay busy. If my mom were alive she would say well you are just a youngin. Blessings to you my friend during these holidays. Sending you some hugs. 🤗
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Yep! I always stay off social media on Fridays, I took an extra day for Thanksgiving, and I’m getting plenty of naps (the BEST!) Reciprocate hugs!! 🤗
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The world needs more absurdicals
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I think so as well!
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Hello Buddha, I’m going to buy one of your books soon they have intrigued me for a while stay blessed 😏
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Thanks! I hope they entertain! 😊
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Buddha is a push, i never seen you manifest! catching up with my friends, noted our topics had dwindled….i am looking forward to mint icecream on my menu! 💦 🤔
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Slushies or ice cream? 😏
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neither should be mutually exclusive, buffets or all you can eat! exceptional event starters rather than desserts!
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Then it’ll be an alternating pleasure-fest between slushies and ice cream! 🤣
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well whos said juices needed to flow primarily in pleasure and occassionally in the intake of something sweet! obviously the sweet being me! lol
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Ready to drown me in your juices, eh? 🤣
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respirator ready! lol best get fins and a snorkel!
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I’m good at holding my breath! Also good at flicking my tongue! 🤣
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incourageable what i love to hear, like a flicker of a candle……mesmorising to watch, unless lost in the ambience!
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Lapping and licking, I’m sure you’ll love them both! 😏
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My prescription is lacking as my Quinn assessment continues…..watch film flicker and see for yourself! Freud is rarely wrong not sure who wins lotus or loving! erotica all round sandman….netflix awesome!
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I stimulate both! 😉
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Generate all! missing kisses!
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Better be tongue on tongue! 😉
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Absurdical has been added to my dictionary. Love it.
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Best description I could think up for it. 😅
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