Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity
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Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization!
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Thanks for the reblog!!
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What do females get if we do it?
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Super-powered labia that can induce unimaginable ecstasy, or spontaneously enlarge so you can slap your enemies across their face! 😂
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Bwahahaha 😂😂😂
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HEH heh heh! 😁
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Okay, Major Payne.
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I will read it as soon as I finish the Echo series (which are great by the way)
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Thank you! I’m glad you are enjoying them. With Echo, I was finding my footing as a writer in multiple areas–finishing a story arc, action, female perspective, setting, etc–as I progress through the story. Kor’Thank is a bit more all-in-one, but it’s centered on humor and absurdity. It does, however, have some cameos by Atriya, so I hope reading Echo will enhance your enjoyment of Kor’Thank!
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Absurdical is a Great word!
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Thank you! I think so as well. 😁
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2 am wake up call! can i order breakfast i have a desire for tongue! wet and minty……order for being pinned passionately….magic flash! satin dress by my feet, strange room! a low hanging towel! good morning Mr?
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I can do the pinning, but I always accompany it with grinding hips. Hope you can keep your composure! 😈
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i am planning on dissolving in rapture, you may have to pick me up and put me back together with some tlc….post event!
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I’d offer a massage afterward, but that might lead to an even more exhausting session! 😏
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Offer me what you like your the other side of the world you are just speeding up me taking my musical husband…as i can see him on screen! lol
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