Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

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12 responses to “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)”

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    Penis enlargement by means of reading a book? Count me in!

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    1. Haha! Little known fact: my books are a giant hit amongst porn stars! 😂

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  2. Yes even mind ones! It is amazing that this would be your selling point? I grant it for good behaviour, most top shelf mags have that effect and those mirrors and cameras are not for crime prevention, just so they can gauge your reaction on walking passed said isle! Unless your into gardening and the titch marsh might just give you the same effect! i do not want mine bigger thanks, ! on your knees laughing? well while you are down there x 😂

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    1. Indeed! While I’m down here…😈

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      1. Thats me smiling you had me at that is my queen! one of the few memories i have word for word!

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      2. I’ll have to whisper it in your ear when you’re getting close! 😉

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  3. iceberg melting! armour destroyed…guns down! plummetting….Oh no mush! lol “on your knee’s!” me first! my king at least needs to think i am recieving service! lol 💋🌹

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    1. Service me and I’ll service you! 😉

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      1. Husband to be notified of not so friend request! will need adding to our rings if you pass! lol standing behnd my neck, drawing me in is what i love that close attention, sensory exploration and no breaks!

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      2. I’m good at that–I use pressure, heat, and my breath to explore. 😉

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      3. universal explore away, bases to nasa…..are we on intellect , anatomy or chemistry! lol

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  4. On you knee’s, you serve me remember i just grant you yours or my desires under the karmic centre… My husband is usually present for events you are more than likely to be central to proceding with an entourage tethered recieving! lol

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