What the animal planet is going on, all you watchers of the creepies and the crawlies and furries and the flippery-ies who nod thoughtfully along when they commit perfidy after perfidy upon each other with their gross-ass beast-wieners and foul-smelling secretions because it’s “scientific?” This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! 🙂 ) Hey, don’t worry: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the weirdness that arises from the animal kingdom, which has gone so far as to birth a genre of erotica around the cryptozoological icon known as Bigfoot; nah man—Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards! Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon. Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how craze-o-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’re cutting out hearts and stars from your favorite brand of construction paper, creating an altar for whatever pop star you secretly lust after and adore, when suddenly, all your coworkers bust into your house and surround you with a ring of pointing fingers and laughing faces. No! NOOOOOO!!!!! But then your eyes go blank, and glow with a strange eldritch light. Streams of 1s and 0s blink through your pupils, and you’re flooded with knowledge from beyond the space-time substrate. Your finger darts from one person to the next, and your mouth moves without any conscious effort whatsoever.
“You like the Jonas Brothers.”
“You’re just a pervert—you jerk off to mascot porn.”
They instantly turn and flee, wailing and howling in panic and sorrow. You return to normal human status, just in time to throw them a big ol’ double middle finger and scream in triumph. YES! See, that rush of vengeful joy you’d feel at exposing your would-be bullies’ pop-star loves is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes! So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) a pop-n-lock favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast: Strained Brains! It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play! Please give it a listen and a five-star review! Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜