My latest ham-handed scheme to seduce soccer moms involved making out with a flexed bicep while dressed in undies. In the span of seconds, I was tased, bludgeoned, and soundly beaten about the face and genitals.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I never get these in my inbox. I do get everything else you post, though. Odd.
I’m curious, are your pens and pencils weighted? Or do you just lift dictionaries? Jumar did a GREAT job on this one, I love the contours and shadows. (I’m assuming he didn’t photoshop too much!) xoxoxoxoxox NOT a soccermom, just a fangirl.
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HAHAHA! Honestly? It’s mostly all boring-ass diet. I make sure I get the the right amount of protein, manage the hormones through a bit of fasting and judiciousness with carbs, then throw in a few lifting sessions. I’ll tell Jumar, and thanks for the kind words, Fan Girl Kris! 😘
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Fasting manages hormones. I might need to try that….. :o)
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It sucks at first, but I actually look forward to it now; I don’t need as much sleep, and my mind works faster. It’s like a mini reboot. 🙂
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How I used to tell it was Monday: Look at my calendar.
How I now tell it’s Monday: See a half naked man in my reader 😂
Perhaps start with “Hello” next time and leave the flexing for the first date Lol! 😂 x
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Hahaha! I’ll keep that in mind! (So much more fun to just bust out with a flex, though, LOL!)
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Ok, plan of action! Step one: Greet and flex. Step two: Unleash man-child. They won’t be able to resist! Lol! 😉 x
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And: repress my nerdistry, haha! 🤓
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