Man Child Monday

My latest ham-handed scheme to seduce soccer moms involved making out with a flexed bicep while dressed in undies.  In the span of seconds, I was tased, bludgeoned, and soundly beaten about the face and genitals.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate


8 thoughts on “Man Child Monday

  1. I never get these in my inbox. I do get everything else you post, though. Odd.
    I’m curious, are your pens and pencils weighted? Or do you just lift dictionaries? Jumar did a GREAT job on this one, I love the contours and shadows. (I’m assuming he didn’t photoshop too much!) xoxoxoxoxox NOT a soccermom, just a fangirl.

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