My latest ham-handed scheme to seduce soccer moms involved making out with a flexed bicep while dressed in undies. In the span of seconds, I was tased, bludgeoned, and soundly beaten about the face and genitals.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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