Get yer copy of Echo!

What the caveman-brow is going on, all my fellow men who would rather look like a brutish neanderthal than that weak sauce pedophile from Twilight?  (Dude—1000 year olds do NOT date high schoolers!  No exceptions!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—I don’t delve into the creepy, sigh-saturated genre which explores the played-out idea of wiry pervs lusting after underage teens; no, Echo is all about pew-pew, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards immersed in a socio-economic commentary-infused sci fi dystopia!  McBOOMskies!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how scrote-buzzingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re sighting in on that weird, overly pale fucker from the vampire flicks with a high-powered sniper rifle, making sure he’s not going within five hundred meters of any school zones.  He sidles up to a brick wall, crossing one leg over the other at the ankle, and lights a cigarette, attempting to look all angsty and James Dean-like.  He exhales smoke and narrows his gaze, looking off into the distance like he’s some hopeless, world-weary romantic who knows how to unify quantum mechanics and general relativity or some other deep-ass shit, although in all likelihood he’s thinking about what brand of gummies he’s gonna eat after he plays four hours of Starcraft and jerks himself off.  He turns sideways and then you see it:  the perfect shot.  You still your breath and squeeeeeze the trigger…BANG!  The round slices through the air, through his belt, and through the waistband of his boxers.  His fashionably torn jeans fall to the ground, exposing his pale, squat-deprived buttocks along with his wormy-pink wiener, which is roughly the size of a gerbil’s nose.  Passerbys point and laugh, and he sprints away, emitting panicked gasps and something along the lines of, “No—DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!”  As you pack up your rifle, you utter a satisfied:  “HEH heh heh.”  See, that rush of pure Rightness you’d feel at having exposed Vampire Pedo’s tiny genitals for all the world to see is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Nosferatu-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book