Get yer copy of Echo!

What’s up my fellow engines of ontological awareness that occasionally mistake profundity with silly, matter-shaped symbols like butts, boobs, and dongs:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Read Echo and plunge into a dark wonder world of dual-wielding cyborgs, and some wizard on rowr-beast combat!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in the middle of a powerpoint presentation.  Every one of your movements and gestures is being passively aggressively corrected in Office Drone Fu (you guys know what I’m talking about; the coldly verbalized “inappropriate” is like the Dim Mak death touch in this particular art).  The instant you lapsed into a witless powerpoint stupor, your coworkers would laugh maniacally.  Their skin would burst open in tumorous lumps, and they would reveal themselves to be giant spider-things capable of making Shelob The Nasty pee herself in terror.  As they skittered toward you, the entire Lord of The Rings cast would burst through the walls and lay waste to this evil Insectoid horde.  Before carrying you off like a sack of potatoes, the one you find most attractive (I know some of you freaks would go for Gimli, and a fair amount of you DILF lovers would choose Gandalf or Radagast.  Call me boring, but I think I’d settle for Arwen, or that freaky green elf lady who scares the bejesus out of Frodo when he shows her the One Ring) would lay a wet one on your lips, bending you backward like some Humphrey Bogart character that said “Shee” instead of “see,” and then sling you over their shoulder and scamper off into sunlit freedom.  See, that delirious rush of joy you’d experience at being rescued (and taken willing advantage of) by your favorite fantasy movie hero is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Smaug-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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