Me and my buddy Frank on a night-time hike. ย We’re making our way through the woods when suddenly, an ear-piercing howl slices through the air. ย We stiffen in place and I slowly turn to him. ย “Did you hear that?” I whisper. ย In the faint light of the moon I see the whites of his eyes. ย “You bet your nuts,” he whispers back. ย Snatches of words float past our ears: ย “Fill a large pot with 14 cups water…” ย “Add onions, carrots, and celery…” ย “Season with salt and pepper…” ย My forehead wrinkles in puzzlement. ย I turn to Frank and see that he’s wearing the same perplexed expression as me. ย I say, “That sounds familiar…it sounds like…” ย Frank’s arm jerks up. ย He points over my shoulder and screams, “MARTHA F*CKIN’ STEWโ” ย He doesn’t have time to finish. ย A blond,ย asymmetrical bob flashes by me and arrows into Frank. ย I see him collapse toย the groundย like he was just hit by Batman. ย His voice rises in an unintelligible cry before it’s replaced by a wet gurgle. ย Martha’s crouched on top of his lifeless body, ripping into him with hands that end in razor sharp talons. ย This isn’t the sweet, unassuming mom we’ve seen on our suburbia-affirming cooking shows; this is M. Diddyโthe dark heart of Martha that arose from her stay in prison. ย I’m still frozen when she turns to me, Frank’s blood dripping down her chin. ย She snarls, revealing a triple row of fangs, and I see that her eyes have turned completely black. ย With shaking hands, I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย Suddenly, the harsh glow of helicopter spotlights slice through the woods. ย Over the rhythmic chop of rotors, a voice booms from a megaphone: ย “MARTHA, THIS IS THE SEC. ย SURRENDER YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY.” ย She raises her forearm to shield her eyes from the light, and hisses like a vampire in the sun. ย Machine gun fire pummels the earth around her, cracking and splintering through heavy underbrush. ย I see a passing glimpse of her darting into the woods, pursued by a strike team of Securities and Exchange Enforcers.
When you’re in the woods and you hear the sinister sounds of recipes being read like a death catechism, you had best be prepared. ย Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle


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