I walk into a fancy clothing store. The patrons take note of my flip-flops, my comfy jeans and t-shirt, then begin squawking like a pack of terrified ducks. They immediately gather in a semicircle around me, all of them armed with fire extinguishers. A second later, multiple streams of frosty CO2 blast my face. I raise my arms to cover my eyes as they focus their blasts like they were an evil version of the Ghostbusters. I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. Giant, smelly Great Danes and St. Bernards crash through the window, shaking muddy water off their bodies and slobbering everybody’s face. Bright eyes and huge, wagging tongues destroy this fortress of societally endorsed status worship. I’m laughing my ass off when a pack of these goofuses pulls up in front of me, strapped to a sled. I climb on and they take off. I’m rocketing through the streets, a mammoth grin on my face as the air is filled with happy barks.
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