My coworkers leadย me down to the basement. ย They throw open the doors and I’m greeted by the grime-smeared faces of former employees: ย chained together at the ankles, lifting giants picks and smashing big rocks into smaller rocks. ย I’m flabbergasted. ย “What the HELL is going on here?” ย Suddenly, a tufted tranq dart is sticking out from my neck, and the world fades into blackness. ย When I wake up, I’m chained to a gang of former employees, and one of my coworkersโnow shirtless with a spiked leather collarโis cracking a whip over our heads. ย Another one steadily beats a giant drum made out of human skin. ย Whip-guy screams at me, “WORK, DAMN YOU!” and throws me a pick. ย I reply, “But I’m not DOING anything; I’m just perpetuatingโ” He cracks his whip over my face and yells, “HEIL PERPETUATION!” ย Suddenly my eReader tumbles from my pocket, open to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย I see that one of the guards is Lando in disguise (just like in Jedi, motha duckas!). ย He nods at me, I nod back, the John Williams fanfare slowly starts…and then kicks into full gear. ย He throws me a light saber and I do a double back-tuck, catching it in mid-air. ย I land with it activated, my face tinged with amaze-ballsย green. ย Wind sweeps my hair back and I’m mowing through the guards with wild swings. ย Off to the side, one of the freed prisoners blasts a coworker that looks suspiciously like Salacious Crumb. ย I’m grinning in delight; the only thing that would make this better is if I was decked out inย badass blackโlike Luke when he was crushing Jabba’s minions.
Every corporate manager has a plan to tie you to a Mad Max-style chain gang. ย Make sure you have a lightsaber handy. ย Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.1 AND Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: ย Echo on other platforms


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