“DAMN AND BLAST!” ย My English professor, a grammar nazi of the first order, slashes up my storyย with a storm ofย red marks. ย “Sentence fragments! ย Improperย punctuation! ย AND ITALICS DO NOT DENOTE TELEPATHIC COMMUNICATION!” ย He shoots up from his desk, sending his chair screeching backward, and slaps me across the face. ย “I WILL NOT HAVE IT, SIR! ย LITERATURE WILL BE PRESERVED!” ย He winds up for another slap and I catch his hand and stare him down like I’m the movieย hero who’s just gone surprisingly beast-mode. ย “Your accent is fake as hell,” I say. ย “And you know why my readers like my stuff? ย It’s because I’m not fondling myself dreaming of the Bard nutting all overย my face. ย In fact, if he was alive right now, he’d be writing comic books.” ย The professor screams in inarticulate rage and his mouth yawns open impossibly wide. ย I see the fires of Hades ragingย in his throat. ย I whip my eReader open to Echo and hold it in front of my face. ย A roiling stream of destruction jets from his lips, then reflects off my eReader screen directly back at him. ย He makes crispy-fried Gollum noises as his body charsย and withers. ย From around the edges of my eReader, I see his hands bend into blackenedย claws.
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