WHOO! Β The latest office family day isΒ at a state of the art playground. Β While my boring-ass coworkers are standing to the side and trying to look respectable I’m running around as if I wasΒ 10 years old, dancing through slides, crawl ways, and monkey bars. Β I notice none of the dozen or so kids are playing, which is odd, and then I notice all my coworkers giving me looks of undisguised hate. Β I stop in the middle of a giant, plastic tube when a woman raises aΒ business-casual draped arm and points at me. Β “AT HIM!” she screams. Β Their children rearΒ back and beat their chests, sprouting coarse hair and thick, corded muscle. Β Their skulls elongate, their teeth sprout fangs, and their ears lengthen into tipped points. Β I’m suddenly being chased through the playground by a squad of demon-apes. Β In utter terror, I make my way to the monkey bars and muscle up on top of them. Β Bad move. Β They’re charging across the bars like Arnold after a cleaning lady. Β I open my eReader. Β Magic flash. Β An army of Mike Tysons fall from the sky, cleaning shop with liver punches, uppercuts, and savage bites to the ears. Β As chaos ensues, I make my escape.
Somewhere along the line, your coworkers will try to kill you with a squad of demon-ape children. Β Come correct with a Mike Tyson army. Β GetΒ Echo Vol. 1 on KindleΒ here: Β Vol. 1 on Kindle. Β Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Β Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: Β Echo on other platformΒ Echo Vol.1 will be available on Kindle Unlimited until October 9, 2016.


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