WHOO! The latest office family day is at a state of the art playground. While my boring-ass coworkers are standing to the side and trying to look respectable I’m running around as if I was 10 years old, dancing through slides, crawl ways, and monkey bars. I notice none of the dozen or so kids are playing, which is odd, and then I notice all my coworkers giving me looks of undisguised hate. I stop in the middle of a giant, plastic tube when a woman raises a business-casual draped arm and points at me. “AT HIM!” she screams. Their children rear back and beat their chests, sprouting coarse hair and thick, corded muscle. Their skulls elongate, their teeth sprout fangs, and their ears lengthen into tipped points. I’m suddenly being chased through the playground by a squad of demon-apes. In utter terror, I make my way to the monkey bars and muscle up on top of them. Bad move. They’re charging across the bars like Arnold after a cleaning lady. I open my eReader. Magic flash. An army of Mike Tysons fall from the sky, cleaning shop with liver punches, uppercuts, and savage bites to the ears. As chaos ensues, I make my escape.
Somewhere along the line, your coworkers will try to kill you with a squad of demon-ape children. Come correct with a Mike Tyson army. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: Echo on other platform Echo Vol.1 will be available on Kindle Unlimited until October 9, 2016.
I’ll add them to my wishlist and buy them with my next paycheck hopefully 🙂
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Thank You!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Demon-ape children, brilliant yet unsettling! This made me smile 🙂
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I write about dark crap, so I figure why not make goofy ads, haha!
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It’s a great ad! Very creative. I got a free laugh and you made yourself a sale. So … maybe … not quite so free. Still a good ad though!
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Thank You So Much!!! For the compliment, AND giving my stuff a chance! Apologies for any roughness in Echo 1; it’s my first crack at fiction. 🙂
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