Corporate lunch. ย The metal cart is wheeled in,ย but there’s nothing on it. ย I look around, puzzled. ย “Hey guys, what’s for lunch? ย How come there’s no food on theโ” ย My coworkers strip off their human heads, revealing scaly reptilian faces underneath. ย “Becausssssee YOU’RE lunch, Kent. ย You should have conformed more to corporate culture.” ย They all clutch their bellies, guffawing with sibilant, hissing laughter. ย My eyes widen in panic and I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย A suit of Space Marine armor snaps over me, a Gauss rifle appears in my arms, and the metal cart transforms into a velociraptor with a saddle on its back. ย I jump on the raptor and the lizard people rush me. ย I charge around the room blasting motha duckas and bayoneting them in their damn fool faces.
The only way to escape the boredom of corporate lunches: ย By riding on a velociraptor in a full suit of Space Marine armor. ย Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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