I’m shopping at Whole Foods when some crystal-encrusted New Ager with a weird-ass ring on every finger gives me the tsk tsk. ย I lift an eyebrow in a wordless question. ย “Your aura,” she explains to me, “is totally unstructured and spotted with black. ย You need a cleansing.” ย I look to my left and to my right, incredulous that the people around me aren’t dying in hilarity. ย I shrug and open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย Strains of metal rip through the airโmenemeneMEH, menemeneMEHโand tiny goblin-men assault the New Ager’s shopping cart, scarfing down granola and patchouli. ย One of them swings from her crystal necklace like tarzan and jams a miniature arm up her nose. ย She runs off screaming in horror.
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