I’m drinking my good ol’, black, no cream, no sugar, Starbucks swill, when a mobย of San Francisco coffee snobs accosts me. ย Weird hipster hair, scarves, those thick, black-rimmed glasses…you know the deal. ย Pack leader: ย “Hey bro, what’s with your low-vibe coffee?” ย His sycophant lieutenant: ย “Let’s beat his ass for not being fashionably unironic enough.” ย They burst into snickers. ย Uh-oh. ย Open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย A leather-clad Jessica Rabbit whispers sultrily into my ear, “Take the leader. ย I’ve got the rest.” ย I see her launch a whirlwind of throat jabs, plexus shots, and spinning elbows. ย She’s finishing the last of ’em by wrapping her shin around some dude’s face with a muay thai roundhouse…just as I’m strangling the hipster leader with his pansy-ass scarf. ย He’s kneeling before me, turning purple, when she yanks my head back and plants The Kiss to End All Kisses on my lips. ย Destroy your enemies and meet your childhood crush in the same dayโhow do you beat that? ย ๐
Two fantasies. ย One moment. ย Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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