I get up to write, open my cabinet…Wait, what? ย Where’s my coffee K-cups? ย I just bought a whole box ofโSuddenly I hear “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies” and I see a bunch of tinyย six-inch tall Wall Street Bros (young, overly aggressive, boring-ass financiers that’ll grow into evil, balding, coke-addled World-Breakers) scuttling around with my K-Cups. ย Stealing my coffee???? ย Don’t think so motha duckas! ย Open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย A horde of roaches bursts out of my sink and start gnashing these guys into bloody chunks. ย I hear, “WAIT! ย DON’T EAT ME BRO, DON’T EAT ME!!!” ย Vermin eats verminโGross….but ironically appropriate.
Leave my coffee alone. ย And stop scamming us regular folk, you turds. ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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