Out to lunch. ย I’m BSing with some buddies from the service; we’re talking great foods we’ve had overseas, and I mention croissants. ย I hear snickering behind me. ย I turn and look: ย Four culture-vulture douche-foodies, all with the requisite stick-up-the-ass formal wear, are laughing at me. ย I ask, “There something funny?” ย After the lead douche-vulture stops with the hysterics, he says, “It’s not pronounced crah-sahnt.” ย He twists up his face like he’s undergoing next-level shock therapyย and brays, “It’s QWUAAAA SAAAAAA!” ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย Chuck Liddell materializes, stares these guys dead in the eye and says, “I like to pronounce it cruss-ANT. ย Got a problem with that?” ย Gazes avert, distinct smell of loosened bladders, and I hear the tiny response: “No sir.” ย Aaaah…what a perfect lunch!
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