Motha duckin’ hipsters have taken over! Scarf-wearing, beret-touting police are after me for not being ironic enough and for having too much muscle tone. They scream, “By the love of all that’s alternative, WHERE ARE YOUR HORN-RIMMED GLASSES?” I’m being chased through an alley, eyes wide, lungs burning. Open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. They stop dead and so do I; in front of me is a stupidly awesome sight: The body of Shaft under the head of Clark Kent. The Shaft/Kent says (in Shaft-voice). “I got your glasses right here.” It removes its horn-rimmed glasses and blasts my pursuers with heat vision.
Let me say right now: I’m not wearing a damn scarf. Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.


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