I’m being chased by a pedantic, corporate sorcerer that’s blasting me with passive-aggressive energy, chanting Enochian-infused phrases along the lines of, “Pull the trigger,” “Take it offline,” andโGod help usโ”Think outside the box.” ย I hurdle over a desk, my foot catches, and I stumble onto my back. ย Sorcerer-guy closes in, eyes gleaming. ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flashโa ghost pepper, hottest pepper everโappears in my hand. ย WTF? ย The spirit of Chuck Norris appears and whispers, “Throw it.” ย I shrug, chuck it, and it goes straight down my enemy’s throat. ย Eyes bulge, he poops himself, then I’m hurled back in an explosionย of magic feedback. ย Saved!
Ghost Pepper will take down Voldemort himself. ย Guaran-damn-teed. ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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