Startingย with the standard PC qualifier: ย Got a lotta friends who are cops, so love a lot of ’em. ย However, I just got pulled over by one of the Bad Ones: ย Handlebar mustache, huge gut, tough-guy swagger…ray-ban sunglasses. ย He asks, “You know why I pulled you over?” ย I reply, “nope, I was driving within theโ” He interrupts: “‘Cos I don’t like you. ย Gonna jam this here kilo of coke up your butt and take you to booking.” ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย I hear, “WHUT THEโ” A werewolf Chuck Norris rushes at him; he’s fired off four shots before he’s snatched up like a baby and carried screaming into the darkness. ย I drive off. ย Whistling.
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