Echo-A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

EPIC DOG/CAT WAR! ย Sorry, I love cats, but I swore that come this day, I would stand with the canines. ย The dogs are bigger, but there’s 10,000 cats for every dog. ย The Dog Leader, General Arfbarker, says to me, “Arf arf mc-Rowf.” ย (Kent we’re losing badly, we need a Hail Mary) ย A moment of tense thought, then I say, “I’ve got just the thing.” ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย All over the world, vaporized catnip reigns down, intoxicating the cats, and parachuting down with it is an elite force of slobbery great danesโ€”they lick the stoned cats into undignified, drooly submission. ย Success!

Come onโ€”you know you’re a dog person. ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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9 responses to “Echo-A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel”

  1. In no way, shape, or form am I a dog person. But I appreciate that you merely subdued the cats instead of turning them into mewling bits of froth and fur. Next time, Gadget!

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  2. Cats are easily distracted. If ever they figure out the catnip move, I would go with the “drop fake mice on them” one. I hear it works well.

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    1. Can’t beat the laser pen either, haha!

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      1. Oh, the laser pen. Yet further defenses against cats.

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    2. The fake mice works like a charm. Especially if the mice squeak when touched.

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      1. Just watch out – some of those squeaking ones attract the dogs. Who knows what happens when that goes down.

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  3. I’m a cat person too. I can’t stand dogs.

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    1. I forgive you. ๐Ÿ™‚

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