Aliens have invaded, and they’re the worst kind; a breed of purified douche-bro gym rats. ย They’ve constructed an invisible forcefield over the city, preventing us from leaving, while we’re forced to endureย their endlessly insecure flexing and juvenile humor. ย Over a megaphone they say, “Only the ripped may leave the city.” ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย I gallop toward their forcefield, and multihued light begins to stream off of me. ย A Batman head pops out of my shoulder…then an Eastwood head…Finally? ย A Chuck Norris head (Oh shnap son!). ย We blessed four scream in joyous rage, then in a crackling boom, bust through the barrier in a storm of radiant shards.
Bow to no alien, bow to no douche-bro. ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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