I’m eating healthy, cutting up, and my “friends”ย have gotten jealousโprogressing from giving me dirty looks and snide remarks to locking me in a cage. ย Knew itโthey were plotting against me all along! ย One of them says to me through the bars of my cell, “All the health food in the world can’t save you now.” ย And he laughs like Nelson from the Simpsons. ย I chuckle a dark Batman chuckle, open my eReader to Echo, which flashes with magic, then say, “You idiot. ย I just wanted to locate your hideout.” ย A team of ninjas who are half T-rexes chopper in and lay waste to the compound, free me, and we high-five and fly off into the sunset. ย (A-team music plays)
Summon ninja T-rexes. ย High-five like you’re back in the eighties. ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on other eReaders here: ย Echo on other eReaders


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