My brother is visiting me. He has that peculiar sense of sibling humor that dictates he aggravate me. After downing three super-spicy burritos and two pots of coffee, he staggers to my bathroom, muttering, “Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.” I open my eReader to Echo, and it instantly teleports him to a Burning Man porta-potty. Suffer, my misguided sibling.
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Kent Wayne 
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