I’m at the library. Everybody’s studying quietly, except for a bunch of dumb jocks who’ve opted to be loud and obnoxious instead. They’re burping, then they progress to flatulence; letting one rip, making exaggerated waves in front of their face, and then looking around and laughing with idiotic aplomb. I grit my teeth, quietly open my eReader to Echo, and there’s a magic flash. One of them farts, but this time the guy bursts into flames and begins screaming. The others are yelling in panic and turn a fire extinguisher on the guy before he gets badly burned. Everybody else is laughing.
Remember to be quiet in the library. Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle ($0.99) here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Both volumes on other eReaders here: Echo on other eReaders


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