Hello everybody!  I’m pretty sure you know exactly what I’m talking about when I mention being hogtied with electrical wire and going balls deep into a meth-addled felch session whilst—

JUST KIDDING!  DA FUQ DO YOU TAKE ME FOR???  Not only am I a law-abiding patriot who goes to church each and every Sunday, I’ve never even gotten to second base.  That was a test, and if you failed it, then Batman help your perverted soul.

But hey—now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast!  If you’re hankering for a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew pew, along with a big ol’ side of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And if you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon this Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!

(Or Batman won’t help you.  He’ll simply stare at you and shake his head in abject disgust.)

Hope y’all have an Awesome Sauce Thursday!  🙂 🙂 😀

 

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜