What the dildroid is happening, all my fellow men who stare blankly up at the ceiling while trying to fall asleep, fearing the eventual rise of an army of Ryan Gosling-like sex robots that are equipped with prehensile, shapeshifting wieners?  (There’s no WAY we can compete with that!  We need to DO something, people—come the fuck ON!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Be at ease: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the ascension of an army of stunningly handsome, robo-lovemakers that divert all positive attention away from our needy genitals; no freakin’ way, broskyevskies with cheese!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only take a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how slap-sack amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve unwittingly showed up to that one yoga class run by The Creepy Guy Instructor.  (You all know who I’m talking about.)  He’s twisting everyone into poses that push out buttholes, pussies, and ballsacks to an unprecedented degree, then laying on top of you and murmuring weird, indistinct proverbs into your ear.  You’re at the limits of your sanity, gritting your teeth, trying to power through the workout, but you…CAN’T…TAKE IT!

“RUAAAAHHH!!!”

A savage flex of your sphincter releases the bean and cheese evil that’s been fermenting in your belly since you had Mexican for lunch a few hours back.  Creepy Instructor Guy inadvertently gulps it down.  He stumbles back, fanning the air, sputtering, “No—Christ in heaven, NO!”  But it’s too late—his skin begins sloughing off.  He manages a pitiful wail before his bones and muscles necrotize, puddling into a steaming pile of unrecognizable gore.  YES!  See, that rush of fist-pumping triumph you’d feel at killing Creepy Yoga Instructor with a well-timed fart is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) a down-dog McFrog favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜