What the demon-gasm is happening, all my fellow lovemakers who’ve managed to scare the piss out of themselves because they gave their partner a climax that was thunderous enough to temporarily turn their normally attractive face into the snarling visage of a Cthulu-inspired pit creature? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! 🙂 ) Be at ease: neither Echo nor my podcast are about the bowel-loosening fear we experience when our lovers go from chanting “Yes—oh yes!” to “FILET YOUR SKIN AND PRESENT IT BEFORE ME, INSECT!” No freakin’ way! Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, existentialist commentary, robo-beast monsters, and psionic duels! Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon. Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how sex-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’re trapped in a malicious game of “Who’ll survive the powerpoint presentation.” Everyone’s seated around the conference table, listening to the boss drone on and on about paradigm shifts and game changers, clutching a pair of pencils in their trembling fists and bracing them point up on the surface of the table. Marsha Jenkins is the first to go—she lets loose with an agonized scream and whips her head down, impaling her brain on a pair of Eberhard #2s. Steve Brady’s next; he tilts his face up to the heavens, howls in agony, then slams forward onto a couple of Faber-Castells. Pretty soon it’s just you and Harry Stanton from HR, sweating and sniveling as you desperately resist the urge to end your misery. Your eyes squint and tremble, and a drop of perspiration drips off your chin. Suddenly, the window crashes inward, and Batman rolls across the linoleum like the ninja-trained badass he is, then bisects your boss—starting at the anus—with a razor-edged batarang, rising up into a full body uppercut. As your boss falls wetly apart into two gory half-bodies, Bats unleashes a primal scream.
“Thought you didn’t kill,” you manage to squeak.
“I make an exception when it comes to powerpoint presenters,” he rasps.
YES! See, that rush of indelible joy and relief you’d feel at not having to listen to another goddamn minute of catchphrase-powered bull-drivel is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes! So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a get-out-of-the-office-early favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast: Strained Brains! It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play! Please give it a listen and a five-star review! Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜