Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the whorebag is going on, all my fellow Man Whores who always keep a sex-satchel handy stocked with magnum condoms, a book of poetry, and a phone full of Barry White MP3s so you’re ready to spring your Man Whore magic upon any form of life at a moment’s notice?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Not to worry: neither Echo nor my podcast are about cheesy attempts at seduction that would make Ron Burgundy cringe from embarrassment; no freakin’ way Jose!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how spler-dunkerifically amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re at the dog park, surrounded by a plethora of chihuahuas, toy poodles, and pugs.  What the hell???  They might as well be cats!  Since when did people stop liking REAL DOGS?  As you wander through the park, hands clasped behind your back, tsk-tsking disgustedly to yourself like some kind of super villain waiting to happen, a giant-ass dane-mastiff mix comes bounding through the park, tongue flapping out of the corner of his mouth, randomly peeing and shitting on all the Not Dogs within his reach.  He runs up behind you and butts his head between your legs, causing you to tumble back across his neck and take a seat on his back.  Hi-yo freakin’ CUNT-PUNTER!  As you and your dog-mount gallop into the sunset, he lets loose with a series of joyous barks, and you bark right along with him:  ROWF ROOF ARFO MC-BARKFACE!  YES!!!  See, that rush of exhilaration you’d feel at riding a big ol’ Goofus Roofus and getting away from the yippity yappity of dogs that might as well be cats is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a dog-o-rific favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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