What the romantic night is going on, all you folks who know the sheer, unbridled terror of having to fart in the midst of a swimmingly good date?ย (those who play it safe will simply go to the bathroom, but if your middle name is Danger, youโll go for the silent โFssshhhh,โ close enough to others so you can blame them if you have to).ย This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!ย (And to leave a positive review for it as well!ย ๐ )ย Fear notโEchoโs not about wooing your potential love interest as you try to time your flatulence with an errant peal of thunder or a waiter-driven chorus of Happy Birthday (thatโs some David Copperfield mentalist distraction shit, huh?)ย Nah Brosefโall youโll find in Echo is super angry cyber-soldiers, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!ย Also, if youโve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.ย It only takes a minute of your time, and you donโt need to have made a โverified purchaseโ in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).ย To give you an idea of how pink-in-the-stink amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:ย cats have finally enacted their evil plans and taken over the world.ย Theyโve trapped you in a diabolical maze filled with flame-throwers, electro-shock walls, and dildo-armed robots.ย (you can guess what those doโhuman finger puppets is all Iโm saying)ย As you do your best imitation of Indiana Jones, leaping over spiked pits and dodging giant boulders, the beast-ass saint of all goofy dogs, Goofus Roofus, (thatโs what Iโm gonna name my next dog when I can afford a place that allows โem in SF, which is the equivalent of having a 24 carat diamond fall out from your bung) flies into the maze, his doggy paws extended past his face like a canine Superman.ย You jump on his back and make a pass over your feline overlords, brandishing a vacuum cleaner and causing them to lose their fucking minds.ย YES!ย Thatโs what they get for locking you in a maze with nonconsensual-minded dildroids!ย See, that sweet rush of freedom youโd experience at escaping atop Goofus Roofus is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!ย So throw your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a proverbial dog treat and leave him a positive review on the โZons!ย Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!ย ๐ ๐ ๐
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