What the romantic night is going on, all you folks who know the sheer, unbridled terror of having to fart in the midst of a swimmingly good date?ย  (those who play it safe will simply go to the bathroom, but if your middle name is Danger, youโ€™ll go for the silent โ€œFssshhhh,โ€ close enough to others so you can blame them if you have to).ย  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!ย  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!ย  ๐Ÿ™‚ )ย  Fear notโ€”Echoโ€™s not about wooing your potential love interest as you try to time your flatulence with an errant peal of thunder or a waiter-driven chorus of Happy Birthday (thatโ€™s some David Copperfield mentalist distraction shit, huh?)ย  Nah Brosefโ€”all youโ€™ll find in Echo is super angry cyber-soldiers, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!ย  Also, if youโ€™ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.ย  It only takes a minute of your time, and you donโ€™t need to have made a โ€œverified purchaseโ€ in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).ย  To give you an idea of how pink-in-the-stink amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:ย  cats have finally enacted their evil plans and taken over the world.ย  Theyโ€™ve trapped you in a diabolical maze filled with flame-throwers, electro-shock walls, and dildo-armed robots.ย  (you can guess what those doโ€”human finger puppets is all Iโ€™m saying)ย  As you do your best imitation of Indiana Jones, leaping over spiked pits and dodging giant boulders, the beast-ass saint of all goofy dogs, Goofus Roofus, (thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m gonna name my next dog when I can afford a place that allows โ€™em in SF, which is the equivalent of having a 24 carat diamond fall out from your bung) flies into the maze, his doggy paws extended past his face like a canine Superman.ย  You jump on his back and make a pass over your feline overlords, brandishing a vacuum cleaner and causing them to lose their fucking minds.ย  YES!ย  Thatโ€™s what they get for locking you in a maze with nonconsensual-minded dildroids!ย  See, that sweet rush of freedom youโ€™d experience at escaping atop Goofus Roofus is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!ย  So throw your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a proverbial dog treat and leave him a positive review on the โ€™Zons!ย  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!ย  ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€

Getย Echo Vol. 1 on Kindleย here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindleย  Vol. 3 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 3 on Kindleย  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:ย  Combined Editionย  Echo is now available in paperback:ย  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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2 responses to “Get yer copy of Echo!”

  1. Appreciate your reviews. A great way to get introduced to good writing

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    1. Indeed! ๐Ÿ™‚

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