So I run up to this pretty soccer mom, dressed exactly like this, and I’m like “Is the gym that way, or—HNNNNGHHH—THAT way?” Needless to say, I didn’t get her number.
…I know: I should be writing.
#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Next time she meets her girlfriends she’ll tell the story and finish with, ‘And that’s the most action I’ve had in weeks!’ 😄😄😄
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Hahaha! Maybe I’ll thrown on some heart-spotted undies and give it another go! 😀
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It is almost Valentine’s Day 🤪
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XD
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Lol, so who bailed you out of jail? 😉
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I hypnotized the guards with a strip tease and busted out with my monkey sidekick, mwahahaha!
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She had no sense of humor and therefore didn’t deserve you!
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Hahaha! Thank You dear! 😘
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