Man Child Monday

So I run up to this pretty soccer mom, dressed exactly like this, and I’m like “Is the gym that way, or—HNNNNGHHH—THAT way?” Needless to say, I didn’t get her number.

…I know:  I should be writing.

#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate

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