Get yer copy of Echo!

Greetings my fellow propagators of novelty, all you who live in an ever-shifting, constant exchange of energy that masquerades as mundane (can you believe that boring ol’ McDonalds and Office Depots emerged from billions of years of morphing star dust?  Craziness!):  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourself a copy of Echo!  Set aside the “mundanity” of life for the ninja flippy pew pew of my strange and possibly alarming imagination!  I’ve got cyborg ninja-guys…I’ve got hairy rowr-beasts…I’ve got beautiful future wizards…I’ve got dog-sized lizards with psychic superpowers…Hell, you should be asking what Echo DOESN’T have!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews give us indie authors the same blast of lust-gratification that the meek, timid dude in Accounts Receivable with the meek, timid name that you always keep forgetting might feel if Optimus Prime showed up at his desk and ripped off his skin-suit, reminding him that if even though he’s masquaraded for decades as a human, he was a secret autobot warrior with an enormous, servo-powered Destructo-cock that could make the Death Star slink away in red-faced shame!  Wanna blow up the peace-loving civilization of Alderaan?  Too F’in bad!  Destructo-cock shoots its own laser beam into the sky and knocks the Death Star’s Palpatine-and-Monsanto-endorsed shit all the way to the other side of the galaxy!  GET that weak-ass junks out of here!  Yes!  Autococks assemble!  (or whatever he says.  Don’t judge me—I’m a writer and I like twisting up words).  Anyway, that sheer surge of joy that’s experienced by that timid-faced accountant when he finds out he that he’s actually a cybernetic weapon built for sex is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So give your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a giant ol’ blessing and leave a positive review for him up on the ‘Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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4 thoughts on “Get yer copy of Echo!

  1. I need to see if I have left reviews…I’m really very bad at that. I’m not even sure what I opted to use as a name on Amazon. Bother and Piffle…I’m going to get struck from the sky!

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    • Not a problem! If you do then you’ll make my day (hell, my week! My MONTH!) but no worries if you don’t—as said before, I’m flattered that you read my books at all! And I cherish the interaction and kindness you’ve shown me, so it’s all good either way! 😀

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      • Nah I always make sure I’m drafting regularly. Production is always at the top of my list; sometimes I gotta slow it so I can tend to other stuff, but I gotta keep the right half of my brain in good shape. No worries, Dear Kris! 🙂

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