Oh what is UP my beautiful fellow ninjas! All you who pretend to be polite and well-mannered corporate serfs by day, then fend off ancient, interdimensional, multi-tentacled evils by night (with swords motha duckas! SWORDS! HEEEELLLLLLS YEAHS!): This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo! Plunge into some high-quality “Imma-pissed-off-cyborg-soldier-that-dual-wields-pistols-and-eventually-learns-magic-while-fighting-big-ass-rowr-things”! Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon! It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). Positive Amazon reviews give us indie authors the same ball-tickling glow that arises when we’re halfway through a Hugh Grant romcom, about to commit seppuku from the sheer horror of seeing privileged first-worlders in the throes of privileged first-world romantic problems (and of course, throw in a few—no more than two, one for each gender—clean-cut token minorities that add the mildest of urban flavors with a well-timed “damn” that the Master Romcom Script dictates must sound more like “DAAYUM!”), when suddenly it turns into a bloody horror show replete with gatling guns, xenomorphs, dark wizards, and enchanted long swords! (+5 against the undead, +3 against all other foes). Yes! That surge of joy as your faith in humanity is restored and you realized you were hoodwinked in the BEST possible way is what we indie authors feel every time we get a positive review on Amazon! So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a big ol’ gloppy favor and leave him a good review on the ‘Zons! Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Best book pitch ever.
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Hahaha! Thank You Donatello! I get my inspiration from Duncan Trussell’s podcast where he tries to make each ad entertaining in and of itself.
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