DOGS! Β WHY HAVE YOU TURNED AGAINST ME??? Β I’m being chased through the park by a pack of red-eyed canines. Β They’re doing that thing where their lips peel ALL the way back, showing their teeth in full relief. Β Suddenly I rush past a group of cats and chihuahas (Ha! Β I KNEW they worked together!) that are….chortling? Β In their tiny paws are remote controls that have blinking diodes attached to ’em. Β I look back at my doggy pursuers and see that they’re all fitted with mini radar-dish headgear. Β Gotcha! Β I open my eReader to Echo. Β Magic flash. Β A batarang flies through the air, destroying the dog’s mind-control helmets in one impressive arc. Β Me and my goofus buddies charge the chihuahas and cats and they take off in super-smallΒ jetpacks like cut-rate Bond villains, snarling at us as all the while.
Defend yourself from the machinations of cats and chihuahas. Β Its only a matter of time before their tiny spite destroys us all. Β GetΒ Echo Vol. 1 on KindleΒ here: Β Vol. 1 on Kindle. Β Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Β Vol.2 on Kindle


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