DOGS! WHY HAVE YOU TURNED AGAINST ME??? I’m being chased through the park by a pack of red-eyed canines. They’re doing that thing where their lips peel ALL the way back, showing their teeth in full relief. Suddenly I rush past a group of cats and chihuahas (Ha! I KNEW they worked together!) that are….chortling? In their tiny paws are remote controls that have blinking diodes attached to ’em. I look back at my doggy pursuers and see that they’re all fitted with mini radar-dish headgear. Gotcha! I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. A batarang flies through the air, destroying the dog’s mind-control helmets in one impressive arc. Me and my goofus buddies charge the chihuahas and cats and they take off in super-small jetpacks like cut-rate Bond villains, snarling at us as all the while.
Defend yourself from the machinations of cats and chihuahas. Its only a matter of time before their tiny spite destroys us all. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle