I’m at the water park, chilling in the wave pool, when a bunch of punk teenagers surround me, look me in the eye, and chuckle evilly. What the hell? I look around and notice the water turn yellow-brown as they flood it with piss (I know: That is a LOT of urine). I clench my teeth in disgust and swim to the side. They’re all howling with laughter. I open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. Suddenly a giant hand reaches down from the sky and scoops ’em up. It stuffs them into an overflowing porta-potty and slams the door on ’em as they’re screaming and trying to wiggle out. It picks up the blue-white stall and shakes it like a frat boy arming a beer can to spray all over his friends. I hear vomiting and fists pounding the walls from inside the porta-potty. After a few seconds, it turns to sobbing and pleading. Now it’s MY turn to express an evil chuckle.
Don’t pee in the pool. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle. Links for Vol.2 on Smashwords/Nook/iBooks/Kobo are available here: Echo on other platform
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The first thing I thought when reading this? “Oh my God those kids need to hydrate!” Very clever post… will definitely read Echo rather than pee in the pool.
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Hahaha! Thank You! Fair warning: It’s pretty dark, and very unlike my ads! 🙂
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That was my sense and one of the things I like — someone who can be dark and funny has got to be a great storyteller 🙂
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Hahaha! Thank You So Much! I’m doing a horrible job of advertising myself here, but another warning: It’s my first attempt at fiction so the writing may be a little bumpy, haha! 🙂
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Just like Marvel’s Ronan The Accuser (only with a sense of humour and a Life!)
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