I’ve fallen in psychic combat against one of the Prudishโa demon-spawn that’s turned to petty bullying/evil magics because they feel socially inadequate and have jealous, Napoleon complexes. ย (You find ’em all over school/work/military.) ย Now I’m trapped in a dream where I’m eternally flying ย in coach and gassy, sleepyย armrest-thugs are pressing their pallid, sweaty flesh against mineโan endless armrest war where I’m endlessly losing. ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย Deadpool takes the one on my left, talking about “this little piggy” as he snaps fingers backwards and breaks ’em. ย Female Thor begins yelling “WHOSOEVER HOLDS THIS HAMMER, IF SHE BE WORTHY OFโ” and socks the one on my right with Mjolnir. ย After they’re done she asks me out. ย Of course I say yes.
Use Marvel heroes to win your armrest wars. ย And go on a date with your choice of a Thor. ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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