For some stupid reason, a friend hasย convinced me to eat at one of those uber-expensive restaurants. ย All I want is breakfast foodโpossibly the simplest, most delicious stuff in all of existence. ย A snooty waiter comes over, gives me a dirty look (I don’t dress up unless there’s a gun to my head) takes my order, and comes back with it. ย What. ย The. ย F. ย I guess a $1k meal only affords you a finger-sized piece of fanciness nowadays. ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย Chuck Norris whirlwinds in, beats the crap out of the restaurant staff, and cooks me some scrambled with bacon. ย He tornado kicks it over to my table and it lands perfectly in front of me, ready to eat.
Bacon and eggs Bro. ย With a side of tornado kick. ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on other eReaders here: ย Echo on other eReaders


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